Just in case you needed any more proof that the United Kingdom is shit, the Eurovision song contest sets out to prove that indeed we can't sing, have no friends and no-one wants to vote for us, except maybe Ireland, and Malta.
But that's probably some kind of insult that we'll work out later...
Still, millions of people tune in to watch all the shit acts from all the shit countries of Europe perform, and some even sit through 39 countries worth of voting.
"Hello Oslo, Some place you've never fucking heard of calling. I'm going to say hello in our shitty language...'Jhgdguy'. We loved (hated) the show, and all the acts were great (shit). We give our 8 points to (the country next to us), our 10 points to (a country that helped us in a war) and our 12 points go to (the country that's going to fucking nuke us if we don't vote for them).
Now, as far as ways to fix this voting system go...a panel of judges has been suggested, as a solution. The drawing in this link illustrates how that would go.
I'll just leave you to think about that...
